Starved

I can still feel his fingers on my hips
I feel violated
I clench my fist around the handle of my umbrella, ready to strike
Seconds later, just empty space...such slime lives, such slime exists, such slime walks free without a curse to his name...

There are all kinds of things you have to do to stay alive in a bus
Stand on one foot
Step on your own toes
Superman pose
And as the bus labours on.. you have to act as a contracting muscle expelling all kinds of slime
There are positions that would rarely be described in a porn mag which become essential to a bus
And the amazing part is a bus is never full!
50,60,70 odd pairs of eyes,ears,feet..not to mention school bags, handbags, firewood sacks and the invariable flower basket!
And sometimes when your least aware of it, when your least expecting it, these eyes are on you, these feet are on you, these bags are on you and there's no way you can throw them off!

I've started playing this game where I look into a persons face and try to guess the last time they had sex. I can usually see it. But its hard to tell if I'm right
Today I was
I guessed she was a virgin looking forward to it
Search for mangalsutra...not yet...but her finger sports a gold ring
Engaged
Two minutes later she's inviting a friend to her wedding
SPOT ON!
Not bad eh?
I can tell
It's easier with men
The one next to me must have been really deprived, starved in fact
ugh..I can still feel it
I could have cursed, screamed, shouted...but the woman there was doing all of the above..at me!
No! I'm not going any closer to the slime!
Another pink salwar was fingered!
Thats it!
Umbrella bashing!
I could see it in my head..it played out so well..if only he hadn't moved so quickly..little slimeball!
UGH!

KING KONG!

I could tell by the way she was driving, she was thinking about it too
"Ape"
"Planet Of The Apes"

"Monkey!"
"Monkey business?"
"Gorilla"

"Orangutan!!"
"Climbing?"
"Ladder!"
"Jacobs ladder!"
No! No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give us Intolerable cruelty, Reasonable doubts, even freaking Bridge over the River Kwai! and we would have got it!
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A most disappointing moment
Cant believe I smiled so soon after it
So proud of him Of them!
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Nervousness
There's a man in my throat
His heart beats
He's nibbling his nails
His tie is undone I gulp 

^Pre-DC-Sum inspired poem
Thu! My rubbish comp dint save the blehness of the rest of this post...
Attempts to recapture blehness:
1. We wanted to poison everyone with mug noodles.
2. The team that should be eliminated from the face of this earth
3. Not my favourite person in the world. My way 0f saying I want him dead!
Not working! ok..I'll tell you who really made me smile that day....VAIK & VIVEK! Sigh...wait I'll show you...
Convo extract no 1: vivek: u lost n dumb charades??

me: ;( yeah..very disappointedits a big deal for us

we were confident of placing

9:59 PM would have gone to pondi if we had

vivek: oh

me: :(

vivek: dnt wory ul win nxt tym

me: there is no next time

we're in third year

10:00 PM this was our last chance

vivek: me n vaik 1 team

u n su!

me: aaww

okie!!

ull so lose!

he he

vivek: u'l loos agn

10:01 PM big tym

me: lol!

no we wont!

grin

vivek: playn against the vaik n vek duo

10:02 PM me: lol

vivek: y u lol?

10:03 PM me: cos viv and vaik are the bestest sweethearts in the whole wide world!!

hugs!

vivekcv1988: v no..

10:04 PM me: :D  

Convo Extract No 2 me: i cant wait for u to get back

vaisakh: i miss u ppl

me: we would have got nicely drunk if u were here today

9:57 PM sigh

vaisakh: :(

me: i know

vaisakh: ah! no getting drunk n all....!

but den i cud have done something to make u ppl feel better

me: really?

what would u have done?

9:58 PM vaisakh: hmmm...plan a trip to nandhi 2mrw! or sit at corner house d whole day...till they close n drop both of u back home

9:59 PM a nice ride on d 200! :)

me: aaawww

vaisakh: feeling better?

me: yeah

happy tears  

See! I told you they're the bestests! :) On that note, before the par-comp-destroying monsters take over this comp as well...click publish post!

An Excess Of Kajal

Mad day requires mention.
Dressed goth
"My throat is in my heart", says Sum
Brian's expression
Po's power kicks
Chris got choped in Coda
And I goth high!

IT WAS THE DAY OF THE DARK KNIGHT

"Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger"
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
"Why so serious?"
"Its all part of the plan"
"The night is darkest just before the dawn"
"It's simple: Kill the batman"
"Evening..commissioner" *sneer*
"It's not about money. It's about sending a message. "
"Here's my card"

Brian is seriously contemplating necrophilia
He he
And the Lamborghini gets smashed
The batpod emerges from the batmobile

The two-headed coin thing reminded me of Shole
Two face is hot..he needn't have died
The magic trick with the pencil
The van overturning part
The heaps of money going up in flames

THE AWESOMENESS OF THIS MOVIE IS NEVER ENDING!

I'm going again tomo... yay! :)

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PS: I just remembered, when I was high I re-enacted the whole Bingo add! and also wrote line 3 and 4 of Are you lonesome tonight- Kusugul version! Here's the complete thing:

Are You Lonesome Tonight
(KusuGul version)

Are you lonesome...tonight?!
Do you want some...tonight?!
I'm available if you want some...tonight!!

We will eat with...one spoon,!
We will dance on...the moon!
We'll use handcuffs if that's what...you like!!

It'd be awesome...you see,
To have you...with me!
So baby, Are you lonesome............TONIGHT!!!!

he he he he he he he! I sing the before dot-dot-dot parts and Gul sings the after dot-dot-dot parts..and its just brilliant! Last line of second last verse is special dedication to Sangi...
We made special performance for Shake (who hated it), P & Sangi (who were awed by our awesomeness), Anushka (who used her eyebrows to comment) and Deb (who just pointed to Supu and said 'It's all your fault' lol)
It's a very stick-in-your-head tune..this is what comes of forgetting The Kings' lyrics..so much creativity and all! sigh...Slow clap!
I'll bow out of this post too..PPS's will follow if necessary...
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Why does a dove always denote peace?
Why is icecream always sweet?
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Things That Make Me High

*Chocolate
*Mint chocolate chip icecream
*Singing Christmas Carols
*Christmas (and only! Christmas) shopping
*Air
*Hunger
*Long Bike Rides
*Fast Bike rides with my hair open
*Leather
*Needles and Thimbles
*Rain..when my toes don't have to get wet
*Old Spice on leather Smell
*Nimbu Paani Icicles
*Coldplay
*Live Music
*Watching the same movie again and again on TV
*Watching TV alone
*Getting comments on my blog
*Hearing my songs on the radio
*Hearing Sum's songs on the radio
*Long gtalk conversations with Deb
*Long gtalk conversations with someone I'm just getting to know
*Conference Calls
*Long room clearing conversations with Vini
*Corner house with Joyce
*Babies
*Squeaky clean baths with dance music
*Star gazing
*Sleeping on my terrace
*Rum
*Rum and Brandy
*Dressing up for a party
*The Sea
*Sunsets
*Being awake at 3 am
*Writing a Haiku
*Getting a comment on Poetbay
*Reading a new Shar story
*Making a new friend
*The sound of a Guitar
*The sound of someone whistling a familiar tune
*A new song that I already know I'll love
*A new video
*Random picture taking
*Inside Jokes
*Making dirty boys get up from ladies seat in a bus
*Hot bald guys giving look
*Flashing ppls
*Neon Lights
*Wierd dreams
*New clothes
*Fashion Shows
*Bangles
*Heels
*Dancing in the dark
*Dancing with imaginary tall fellow
*Walking in tune to music in my ears
*Dancing on the road and pretending I'm just limping
*Weddings
*Someone needing me
*Someone saying I look good
*Reaching college early
*Seeing my name in the newspaper
*Mangoes
*Nuttella
*Gol guppas
*Peanut butter
*Christmas
*Teddy bears
*Chocolate cake
*Being Fed
*Queen
*Making new words
*Saying something no one understands
*Coda!
*Dropping Vodka all over the place
*Movie Night!
*Seeing Nani
*Going to my old school
*Long earrings
*Wearing only one earring and no one realizing
*Chocolate chip cookies
*Zecuf!
*Drama Practice
*New playlists
*Passwords
*The Full Moon
*Oasis
*Wrapping paper
*Ink Pens
*Green Ink Pens
*Tickle Monsters
*DC!

I found this woman on the bus and i felt like turning to her and asking "Can I do my abnormal Psychology project on you?"
I mean there she was singing away to glory in a squeaky squeaky voice...srikala impersonater...and she was like addicted to this game on her phone
every time she got a call she talked thru her handsfree and when she got cut off she'd play teh game
Now the only reason I was noticing all this I cos my phone was almost dead
and a kind old lady had given up her seat for me
oh the kindness of strangers
the other day some chinky wanted to share her umbrella with me so badly..she grabbed me by the shoulders and pulled me undercover..kinda scary the way ppl just go out of the way to be nice
and there are those who choose the day u're wearing white frilly footwear to absolutely massacre your toes
yeah..hmm..sniff...

Ya so that destiny choices question
I mulled over it in the rain
here's the thing
When I'm in an unpleasant situation
One that I din't expect to find myself in
One that i'd do anything to get out of
I always tell myself
"This is meant to be"
"You are here because this is where you are meant to be at this point of time"
"You are meant to be with the people you are with"
And even when it's wet shoes, lost lipglosses and strangers sharing umbrellas..its all meant to be!
Now I don't know who meant this for me..or if anyone really did but all these things that just happen, happen for a reason.

I was walking home in the rain today..watching the droplets falls from the eye-poke-out-able parts of my umbrella...
girls in long skirts ran on the opposite side with plastic bags on their heads
I had a Mother-Teresa-ish instinct to hand them my umbrella..i was only 3 houses away from home...they had to walk at least 1km..
Ah..they'll probably sell it anyway..
Squelch! squelch! squelch!
Comm street
Pink salwar Kameez
I saw a lady in col the other day who looked like what Mrs Broughton would have looked like when she was teaching in FAPS
I dreamt that Sangi and P wanted to attend Tana's class!! :P
I invented a new game..it reminded me of the ones Madhu and I used to play...
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